First maybe a whiff of a giggle here: the town is called BOWNESS , but not the bonus you're thinking of, more of a sort of of-ness of a bow in the hair or an arrow in the... read more
Cascaded the sand did. Never by a canoe, never by a rowboat. They limped across the grump of Turkey. Nice birds, those, the ones with the quietest radish mouths, the ones with the unjustified... read more
What it must be to have a night so muggy and the only blink come from some ancient video game stuck in the corner of a native shack where they have their little liquors that bring them to death... read more
Fetterman had been trying to give the same plastic carrier bag away to the last ten customers. Everyone came up with only two or three items they could easily carry without a bag, and so didn't... read more
The old retired police dog had seen a lot of sh*t in his time. He would rest and think about what he knew. Small facts such as: man gets the beer boy gets the soda pop ... read more
The bartender had a paunch hidden inside an over-sized Hawaiian shirt and claimed his shaved head attracted the ladies. By the time the bartender was saying how they grew bellasomething flowers... read more
They hung a flag out their front porch. That way when the daughter sneaks home late she can at least give a salute. Sometimes the daughter'll talk to the gray boys in the cafeteria. The streets... read more
She picked at an orange, then picked at some holes she'd picked in her arm.... read more
Zachary had rescued Farsifia Nootan, a French hen, when she was just a chick, and smuggled her into his hotel room a year ago today. In regards to Farsifia's being contraband in the hotel Zachary... read more
Listen, you got lonely eyes that are just two yellow ones stuck with pins madly driving. What you can't see in the fog is bothersome in terms of horror but what you can't see in the fog is okay... read more
Author: Guyjjackson
Title: The Not-True Bio of Noah Vale
Comments: The Not-True Bio of Noah Vale