'Hi. It's Theo. We met the other day, and I bought peanuts from you at the snooker club, and we talked about geology and also entity realism i.e. are electrons really there, or are they... read more
Theo was nervous about Africa. It is no place for a scholar. Let not his boisterous war-cry fool you, for when the Top Gun riff faded out he was left a sense of disquiet. Some people say... read more
As Theo arrived in America, two lights shone. One was the 'no smoking' signal above his head, the other a beacon in his soul. The airplane cut through the clouds into the Manhattan skyline... read more
Spinny 'neuro-boy' Jones was conceived when a Navaho Indian inseminated a maths teacher during a thunderstorm in a Dakota shopping mall car park. On his mother's side, genetic contributions... read more